Mismanagement

The Mis-Management of the SWOT H3 is the group of Half-Minds who were silly and/or drunk enough to be coerced into handling the day-to-day business activities of our group.

In the SWOT H3 there are 4 positions that are key to keeping us functioning. Here are the positions and the people who hold them:

  • Grand MasterUnlucky Skidmark
  • Religious Advisor (RA)
  • Webmeister & BDSM
  • Hash Tyrant: Golden Showers

Here’s a brief explanation of each of the positions:

  • Grand Master: The wanker in charge of this whole affair. Oversees the hash. Has miscellaneous duties out the wazoo, but mostly stays out of these wankers’ way:
  • Religious Advisor (RA): Emcees circle after the run: adjudicates hare & pack crimes, introduces virgins & visitors, and resolves namings. Also responsible for the weather and moon.
  • Webmeister: The maintainer of this website, the mailing list, and the Google calendar.
  • BDSM: Be Doing Social Media. The maintainer of the Facebook public page and closed group.
  • Hash Tyrant: An honorary title given to a past Grand Master. He doesn’t have to do anything but can be counted on to stick his nose in and do whatever is needed on pretty much a moment’s notice.